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Hey, we're setting up gigs for the next few months...anyone interested
in us playing should contact us ASAP.

We do have some warnings...please review the following list before
contacting us:

Top Ten Gigs Mobius Should _Not_ Play
(though we are willing if well-paid)
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10. Wedding receptions. Well, Ira didn't sleep with a _bride_ per se, but
    better play it safe.
 9. Church events. We haven't figured out how to terminate that pesky
    contract with Satan yet.
 8. Bar Mitzvahs. Ira might get so inspired he might try to sing using his
    specially patented ear-shrieking voice and scare all the guests away.
 7. Bake sales. Mobius has a big appetite.
 6. Earth Day. Many a tree has been "sacrificed" for the Mobius promotional 
    cause. (But we do support recycling!)
 5. Feminist rallies. Read "Q.O.F." and you'll see why...
 4. Alternative night at ____. To quote my friend Howie, "Alternative ceased
    being alternative when it became a noun." (Though Chet suggests we would
    certainly blow their sorry asses out of existence, so consider this a 
    partial no.)
 3. Proms. Head-bashing and tuxedos simply do _not_ mix.
 2. Engagement parties. See 10.
 
and the number one gig Mobius should not perform in is....

 1. Gospel Hour on the 700 Club. Enough said. (Then again, if Pat Boone 
    could swing it....)

for Mobius,
ever relentless,
Ira

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